No. We are a laboratory. The organism does not care about your choices and neither do we.

Do I need to say what I did?

Only enough for us to collect the right sites — and you can do that by text.

Can I finish this today?

You are collected in the morning, your result is ready at 5:00 PM, and you are treated that evening if needed.

What if I have no symptoms?

Most people with an STI do not. That is the argument for testing, not against it — see why.

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Anxiety is not a diagnosis. A test is. Walk in and get an actual answer.CLIA #45D2048957 · CAP #8722734 · Same-day results · Walk-ins welcome

This is the single most common reason people walk through our door, and it is the least remarkable thing in the world to us. Text (713) 832-8892, tell us what happened, and walk in. You will not be asked to narrate anything at a counter. Sample by 1:00 PM, result at 5:00 PM, partner-network physician until 6:00 PM if you need one.

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Timing is the part people get wrong

If it happened in the last few days, the honest answer is that most tests cannot see it yet — see the window-period guide. That is not a reason to do nothing: if HIV exposure is possible and it has been under 72 hours, PEP is time-critical. Otherwise we will give you a date to come back and stop guessing.

You can see every STD we test for in one place, and which sites we swab when the exposure was oral or anal.

Concern	What actually helps
"I need to know right now"	Baseline testing today + a scheduled retest at the correct interval
"I do not want anyone to know"	Text ahead. Walk in. Results go to you.
"I cannot afford it"	No insurance required — Save up to 40% compared to urgent care
"What if it is positive?"	Then a licensed physician treats you the same evening. That is the good outcome.

The worst version of this story is not a positive result. It is the person who never tested, felt fine, and passed it on.

Same day, start to finish. Sample by 1:00 PM → results at 5:00 PM → if treatment is clinically appropriate, a licensed physician in our partner network sees you between 5:00 and 6:00 PM, a few minutes away. That window is reserved for patients tested here, and your slot is held the moment we take your sample — the slot is held, not hunted. On your own, a same-day appointment is nearly impossible; at an urgent care, you wait in the queue. STAT: ~2 hours, sample in by 3:00 PM.

FAQ

Will you judge me?: No. We are a laboratory. The organism does not care about your choices and neither do we.
Do I need to say what I did?: Only enough for us to collect the right sites — and you can do that by text.
Can I finish this today?: You are collected in the morning, your result is ready at 5:00 PM, and you are treated that evening if needed.
What if I have no symptoms?: Most people with an STI do not. That is the argument for testing, not against it — see why.

Not sure what you need? Text us and we will set it up.
📱 Text (713) 832-8892 📞 Call (713) 266-0808

3707 Westcenter Dr Suite 100, Houston, TX 77042 · Walk-ins welcome

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